Jesus Fong. He has no idea where people are getting "Christ" from.

I'd be interested to see Jack Shaheen's reaction to this news, as Golum-Globus films featured heavily in his book Reel Bad Arabs, and not in a good way.

It could be worse. I have a cousin named Mike Hunt.

Spike Lee tweets his own address.

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind.

Off topic, but does anyone know if Black Dynamite was renewed or cancelled?

God bless the chronic masterbaters at Microsoft.

The turtle finishes first.

The INXS guy hung himself with more care.

Those blitzes were terrible.

Cracked wrote an interesting article about how part of the problem was that Americans hadn't been to a war in a long time, and especially not a war of choice where we lose huge amounts of men and material for utterly worthless gains, whilst a tame press praises everything that happens. Then the War on Terror started,…

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Magnolia already did that. And yes the divine Ms. R is incredibly talented. She really needs an outlet to tap that potential adequately.

By law, we would have to. The US is not supposed to give any aid to a nation that is in violation of the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty. That's why we have a "Don't ask, don't tell" policy when it comes to Israeli nukes. We totally know they exist, but we aren't officially aware of them.

Good picks, but wear a condom with Maya; she gets pregnant if you look at her funny.

You'll have to wait a bit longer. He and Stewart are on vacation until the 26th, I think.

Have you seen her latest column on the two Americans who got Ebola? It basically boils down to "Way to help the less fortunate and expose yourself to disease, assholes."

Do they ever hint at or explain why Klendathu chucked a giant meteor at Earth? Did we have it coming, or was it a first strike?

Hello, Joe!

No fair! The only way to win is not to play.