To be fair, Biography kind of slipped into People Magazine territory near the end. Without Peter Graves' stern hand on the rudder, the show lost its way.

Hey, there are Latin Jews. What did you think the Inquisition was about?

It's better than being the Pierce.

Why are people showing their pay stubs? That seems like a good way to get your identity stolen. I mean, your Social Security number is right there.

Heh, you said "hard."

I wonder if she has carpal tunnel, as I've heard that is often associated with large breasts as well.

That's like looking into the Ark of the Covenant. No one would survive.

My bad.

Tow-Missiles land harmlessly into the Sea of Japan. Kim Jong-Un declares victory in the glorious war against the Snorks.

Eat Chinese food?

Otherwise people would actually have to spend time with their families. That get's old pretty fast.

Shhhh, that's the plan.

It's exactly like Sophie's Choice, only one was about a woman who was forced to choose which of her children should be murdered by Nazis, and one is about being mildly inconvenienced that a movie we want to watch isn't available to stream.

Maybe he (she? sorry) heard wonderful things about Boss?

I will admit that I actually prefer the second film, the Secret of the Ooze. I know it's juvenile and crassly commercial instead of gritty like the first one, but I just enjoyed the film more.

Hey, the National Association of Marlon Brando Look-Alikes does fine work.

Hey! 7 years ago. Stop making me feel old! Damn kids, with your music.

Perestroika!

Aren't you Rolf Muller, circus strong man?

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