That is horrible. Who placed the sticks there? Was it a form of torture?

Except for being blue, the Yondu in this film bears little resemblance to the original.

I thought it was very nice to see the film credit the … final act's guest star's… creators. Given the rather glaring omission of Jack Kirby's name on any Marvel movies, that was unexpected. i missed some of the opening credits; were Abnett and Lanning or Keith Giffen mentioned?

Ding dong! Girl you got to grow up and get your life together.

Getting rid of her and Michaela Watkins was a huge mistake. I really loved Michaela on the show, and it's really unfortunate she hasn't found the success she deserves yet.

Too Jewish.

Wow, that's a deep cut. I actually watched that live, and I'd never seen someone's face change to "Oh, shit. I'm so fired." so quickly.

You joke, but he was stopped by termites in his original appearance.

I un-friend you.

Hot pocket!

Fixed, thanks.

Peter Jennings couldn't hold Sly's jock.

Randy Newman says short people got no reason to live, so he kills any that he sees.

No.

That's probably how she would prefer it.

Dear Diary, Today I saw General Washington cross the Delaware, catching the British by surprise and winning an important victory for our fledgling nation. Also, my brother taught me to masturbate. All in all, a pretty good day.

He nibbled her crust first, because he knows how to please a pie.

I actually enjoyed the first season of The Single Guy. The second season didn't hold up after the "retooling." But a show with both Ming Na and Ernest Borgnine, and future Mad Man star Mark Moses, is interesting at least.

The British are coming! The British are coming! Got to work on this OCD! Got to work on this OCD!

Nothing cracks a turtle like Leon Uris.