Well I'm the king of the swingers, ooh,
the jungle VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what's botherin' me.
I want to be a man, man cub,
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men.
I'm tired of monkeying around.

The Leia book is the first in a planned series of miniseries, focusing on individual characters. So after Leia's mini is over, someone else will get one.

You can download little samples of e-books before you buy them.

We wuv Wiggum!

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.—Groucho Marx

That escalated quickly.

That seems more metal than punk. Or possibly prog rock.

I will tonight!

Now play Classical Gas.

And how!

You guys are about as funny as Sinbad. Not the comedian, he's hilarious. The sailor. But then, he wasn't meant to be funny.

Many of us had been aware of Ms. Arquette's prowess for some time now.

Are there a lot of floating gelatinous cubes in their future?

Idea for a movie: Michael Bay presents Waterloo. Not the Napoleonic battle, but people singing ABBA songs at a karaoke bar for 2 and a half hours.

I haven't seen it, but my vote on its quality will depend on whether you actually get to see Susan Sarandon's glorious cans, or if we only see them from the back.

How about a Pepsi party?

Your comment could be on the Fresco menu at Taco Bell!

Did you get sick on the Tilt-o-Whirl?

I'd never been to Belize.

What's really surprising is that this was a reaction to "hardcore Chang nudity."