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I've heard he doesn't recycle.

Pornography?

You're a real trooper.

Looks like Colonel Qua-taffy is up to his old tricks.

Jokers! And I'm not an observant joker, so I'm not offended.

They just weren't trying with the Rock Lords, though. Hey kids, these transform from robots into…rocks. Why not just market them as "Fuck it, kid's are idiots"?

Hey, remember the 80s?

No one talks about Olivia that way! Let's get him, fellas!

Not so fast, you lousy…season.

But it also gave us Coneheads, which was awesome.

I think I had that plane. The nose cone wouldn't stay up, so he was always in robot form.

They're watching you. They see your every move.

How the Hell do they call a show Street Hawk when the main character's name is Mach? You call the show Mach 2 or something, TV people. Do I need to draw you a picture?

He was all set to Hawley her, but she refused to Smoot.

Hell, he still thinks Nixon was framed.

You're thinking of The Carrot.

Good lord, I remember that one. I think they spoofed it on Robot Chicken a few seasons ago. As per usual on RC, it did not end well.

Later that summer, we beat him to death. Ah, childhood.

Good grief, a Mission Hill reference? That's like seeing a unicorn.

Jimmy the Toucan!