It was the war. People didn't know if they were going to live or die from day to day.

I'm gutted.

Don't you mean trawling?

But fish contain as much mercury as a rectal thermometer. Would you eat a rectal thermometer? Answer me, dammit!

Hey, that's not the wallet inspector!

Has anyone ever done a "Hitler died in WWI" story?

I think the South Park guys beg to differ.

But a comment feed lacks both, so gaining either one would be impressive.

Be careful, Homer is really, really depressed in that picture.

I actually like the first season of the Single Guy. Carolin in the City was topical only in the sense that the whole show was an abortion.

I wonder if the reason African Americans don't embrace the free market is because they were a freely traded commodity until fairly recently.

That makes you an American.

I think Cheers did, though.

It was essentially the same joke as the AIDS ribbon joke from a few seasons earlier. Kramer clearly supported AIDS research, but not wearing the ribbon was considered a crime.

My favorite part was the name of Jerry's G.I. Joe-knock off, Army Pete. He was made of wood, and if you got him wet, he split.

Thank god for all of these UNICEF pennies.

Capitalism doesn't have to be evil, but the way we practice it usually is.

We can push the grandmothers out of the black helicopters, killing two birds, as it were.

I've always thought that conservatives and liberals love American with equal intensity but in very different ways. Conservatives love America because of what it is, listing the freedoms, economic opportunities, and successes of the American experiment, etc. Liberals love America in spite of what it is, loving the…

Don't feel bad. The words "cool" and "Vermont" rarely collide in the same sentence, except during winter, the best seven months of the year.