Wow, so DC's finally gotten around to making a Wild Dog movie adaptation.

"There's nothing good about what you do or who you are."

Yes, I loved the Sweet Hereafter, and her narration of the Pied Piper poem was haunting.

Sir, I believe you might be engaging in hyperbole.

You already have Sarah Paulson, who is mighty easy on the eyes as well.

His character was pretty funny in Multiplicity.

So, he was the Cake-eater, right? Man, someone got out of Mighty Ducks with a career basically intact, whodathunk it? Did any of the other child actors taste any stardom before returning to obscurity?

A trick he learned from his uncle, Joe.

What of the mighty Matador?

I don't think he ever actually fought Daredevil, just Spider-Woman and Spider-Man. And the Scourge.

Why Ben Reilly, of course.

Given what I know about duck penises, I think making them wear long pants is probably the best course of action.

The Third Amendment has always struck me as toothless. In time of war the government can take your property, so long as it's "in a manner to be prescribed by law." This is essentially saying that the government will not take candy from babies, unless the candy looks delicious.

According to the commentaries on the DVDs, Hank Azaria was doing a Desi Arnez impression, but it sounded to the animators like he was imitating Gabor (whom Azaria had never met). So the animators designed Dr. Nick to look like Gabor, and it stuck.

Thanks, you make me feel old and I'm only 32.

If I recall correctly, Oskar was heavily based on Gabor Csupo, including his cheapness and reliance on his wife.

Eh, I can't really be mad at them for World War I. Sure, they did bad things in Belgium, but it is difficult to suss out what were real atrocities and what was Allied propaganda.

Do you mean the Holocaust and the Herero, or am I missing one?

So, is this movie going to be like 4 hours long?

There's blood on your hands, Mrs. Thatcher!