I love the Chinese guy in that film.

Aha! I knew it was the Illuminati cock blocking me in high school!

Even more so than Accordion Head?

Absolutely Fabulous?

Blaming late middle ages troubadours again? That's your answer for everything!

Look at the overachiever. I bet you've felt a boob, too.

Read Kim Newman's work. Just do it. We'll wait.

To be fair, I think real life kind of ruins the dynamic of Masters of Sex.

Sean doesn't believe in nothin' anymore. He's going to law school.

She really deserves more of a career than the one she ended up with.

And thus a dream died.

And is also really, really gay and desperate to get out of Jamaica.

I feel the same way about A Time to Kill. He's guilty, damn it!

A big, often empty building that doesn't have to pay taxes.

But, wasn't Janice Ian into beauty queens?

So, you're into hobos?

Moon over Parma bring my love to me tonight
Guide her to Cleveland, underneath your silvery light
We're going bowlin'
So don't lose her in Solon
Moon over Parma, tonight!

You should watch where you're going.

It didn't work out so well for Stella in the end, either.

While way more realistic, I can't help but feel this is kind of sad.