You're supposed to say that before you throw the TV!

I have a job, thank you very much.

From America's heartland, Mexico!

Hey, I liked the Food Wife, the Day the Earth Stood Cool, the Book Job, and the Lego episode!

How about Dule Hill as Cage and James Roday as Iron Fist? This thing writes itself.

I don't know how I forgot Ms. Dawson was in Shattered Glass.

PBS was never cool.

No, only the TV has commercials. And I should point out, I don't know if the entire Criterion catalog is available at any one time, but they have a very wide selection. Lots of Japanese gangster and samurai flicks, Fritz Lang's M, etc.

Ahem. I think you mean ideas "Cobbled" together, not hobbled together. *Pushes glasses up nose.*

Too bad he didn't use his kung fu.

Where can you find the serials? Are they free online somewhere?

If you sign up for Hulu Plus, you can watch all of the Criterion movies; no commentary though. I'm not a spam bot. Or am I?

He hasn't been the same since he wrote that jingle for Buzz cola, with Lemon.

It's still not as bad as the hatchet job he and Soderbergh did on the Good German. That was a beautiful book turned into utter shit.

But I heard she was a delight in Scarsdale Surprise.

Tar-baby steps, if you will.

Well, we do have Dick Tracy. He won an Oscar for Sooner or Later.

That was The Illusionist, which came out quite close to the Prestige. Scarlett Johansson was in the Prestige.

It is a really well-done, beautiful movie, but I was not expecting a science fiction film, and when it abruptly turned into one, I couldn't help but think that the movie cheated.

Not to unduly defend Edison, but he did not invent stories of AC current killing people; lots of people were electrocuted due to the high voltage/amperage used, and the often shoddy way wires were hung in major cities.