Size changers absorb and shunt their mass to another dimension. Can't recall if it's the dimension the Kosmosians are from.

They also keep livestock. Ants are awesome!

Why wouldn't they? I hear it's quite cozy in there.

Um, she's only in the second season; that's Kaitlin Olsen in season 1. I'm mortified at the idea that you endured Brickeberry for nothing.

Ben Franklin reviews being at the DMV.

Have you watched Ugly Americans? She's a major player in that. It almost makes up for being on Brickleberry. Almost.

We're not a pyramid scheme. We harness the power of the mighty trapezoid.

Bizarro am genius.

Was that the "come back and kick me" whistle?

He broke up with Salma Hayek. He broke up with her. The man is clearly unstable.

Man, the guy that does Frazz must be pissed. Also, Watterson draws surprisingly attractive cartoon women.

Like that one episode of Quantum Leap, where Sam leaps into the body of one of Al's Marine friends. Sam's actions nearly get Al killed or imprisoned, and for part of the episode Roddy McDowell is Sam's lifeline from the future.

That sounds awesome, but Edison actually invented the first ghost hunting equipment. No, I'm not kidding.

Oh that was a bit off sides, wasn't it. Tonight she'll be crying herself to sleep on her huge pillow.

Given OB/GYNs have the highest malpractice insurance, that's no small thing.

I never miss a Horst Buchholz film!

I've heard looking at the placenta is like looking inside the Ark of the Covenant.

Healthy white baby, two to three months? What else you got?

I like a brook that can keep a secret.

I think there have been some studies that show that doctors probably perform C-sections more than is absolutely necessary. Whether this is because of a surplus of caution (a good reason, IMHO), or to charge insurance companies more (not a good reason), is unclear. That said, C-sections have undoubtedly saved thousands…