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Whereas it gave me one.

Huey Lewis is already calling his lawyer.

Why does he deserve comeuppance? They had an unlicensed nuclear reactor in the middle of God-damned Manhattan! I think the EPA was within it's rights to investigate.

So much was left unsaid in Nothing But Trouble that the public demands a sequel.

Which partner was your favorite? I'm a Miranda man all the way.

I remember liking Micki & Maude, but I was about 7 at the time. And I'm very fond of pregnant women. But that's more information than you probably wanted.

How was Haunted Honeymoon? I'm seriously asking.

I'm not sure if you could call them Blue Dogs, but they were definitely Southern Democrats, who generally had a more socially conservative bent (soaking banks, yes; letting blacks vote, not so much).

I love Three Kings. It's basically a Noam Chomsky essay come to life, but I love it. And that scene, with the tale of his daughters death, Michael Jackson reference, and feeding Wahlberg oil is just awesome.

While I'm aware of the parody protection, I think he still has to pay something for the music. I base this on what he told the AV Club:

Man, Don Henley is a dick. He wants people to pay him for something he made. What a douche.

Weird Al still has to pay to use the music for his parodies, and generally asks permission of the people he parodies. I think only Coolio ever had a problem with a cover, and that was because the record label agreed without consulting him.

Miyoshi Umeki and Beatrice Straight beg to differ. And Luise Rainer left Hollywood by choice, at least according to Wikipedia.

I blame Susan Sarandon. Look at her in Bull Durham; now look at her today. She's a succubus who stole poor Tim's youth and then cast him aside when he was just a husk. It's sad, really.

It's not just disgusting, it's apparently a plot point.

Damn Big Boxes, putting Mom and Pop vaginas out of business.

I find it is difficult to watch anything about quantum mechanics or physics in general without feeling completely and utterly stupid. But that's just me.

I watched the movie again recently, and it is a bit odd. It's positive in the sense that no one treats Freeman's character any differently, or comments on his race. It's just weird, and probably not historically accurate.

Oh, do your research, Shutton!

Damn, Blacula is talking smack-ula. I think this will be awesome, but probably go the way of Totally Biased and Chocolate News.