What about oatmeal with butterscotch chips? Those are awesome.

There is?

Ah, I miss Incredible Hercules.

Ah, thanks. I still want to see a Krayt dragon eating a Sarlacc in a movie, because why not?

Wait, Lobot? And does that mean there are male Sarlaccs, or are they hermaphrodites?

That's it, back to Winnipeg!

Or 1986 to prevent Howard the Duck.

Who the hell were they fighting in Top Gun? If it was the Russians, then shouldn't the ending of the film have been everyone dying as World War III starts?

What the hell are Bothans anyway?

All three variations are really fucking sweet—as in “too sweet for any
of us to finish the whole cookie,” which is pretty depressing, if you
really think about it. What in E.L. Fudge’s name have we become?

"Ah, my tits are back!"—Col. Gentleman

Especially the peppy musical numbers.

Potatoism?

Don't want to be a hipster, but Yahweh was advocating death for minor infractions before it was cool. Selling your daughter into slavery, that's cool. Picking up sticks on the Sabbath, DEATH!

Alas, it's true.

I though he was really good in Jack Reacher. Yes, really.

Patrice O'neal and Greg Giraldo were both great on that show, and now they're both dead. Coincidence?

Do you also eschew the Simpsons, as Nancy Cartwright is Scientology's second biggest contributor? She's also one reason the Simpson's has never been able to do a take down a la South Park.

She's not a real nerd! Burn her!

The pay is low, but you keep the tips.