*backs away slowly, wets self*

That's outrageously sexist. Reese also has lovely cans!

PEDANTIC ALERT: Fewer guns.

Doesn't that prove God is dead?

And you leave Nermal alone. What's he ever done to you?

To be fair, I though he was very funny in the Love Guru.

Was he in Bewitched? I knew Carrell was, I didn't know about Colbert.

Save his cock! FOR SCIENCE!

While he created it, I don't think he actually acted in it other than occasional additional voices. His brother, Marc, did the voice of Walter the incredibly corrupt parole officer.

My dad is card carrying member of the Didn't-Like-Dances-With-Wolves-Society.

Martin Short might be working out of grief; his wife of 30 years passed away a few years ago. Maybe he just wants to keep busy.

I can't believe this. I sort of predicted this a week ago, and now it's come true. Huzzah, and congrats to Larry. I loved the PJs, and I'm sure this show will be great.

I lost mine long ago.

I love what he says to the lone girl amongst the fans.
"Wow, a pretty girl. You're so lucky. You have your pick of guys who have no idea how to please you."

I'm not sure I'd call them archrivals (they aren't Cope v. Marsh by any means), although they do have considerably different public personae. Horner is the soft spoken, more evidence based researcher, whereas Bakker is the loud, opinionated (and self-promoting) public scientist who has amazing ideas with somewhat…

No, Nicol Williamson gives Dorothy electro-shock therapy to rid her of her "Oz delusions."

FOX is doing Grease, not ABC.

Plus, that sexy cat officer. Meow!

Cocaine, which they pronounce Cute-king.

Stephen Baldwin really wants to know.