Both, incidentally, sere Matt Selman helmed episodes.

I love Al Jean's contribution to the Simpsons, his wonderful creation The Critic, and his wonderful, encyclopedic DVD commentaries. But it is episodes like this that make me wish he would step down as showrunner and let Matt Selman run things. Most of Selman's episodes (the Book Job, food blogging episode, cruise ship…

I only really knew him from his voice over work on Batman, but damn if he didn't do an amazing job on that show.

Are you saying he evolved from some kind of flightless manicotti?

For all of you who have gotten tired of Hickman's Avengers, try reading Al Ewing's Mighty Avengers. It's got a great multi-racial cast, wonderful humor, and excellent characterization. Greg Land's art isn't even that bad in it. Really.

I thought it came in cans?

So we're all pretending Baccarin wasn't in the V remake on ABC? I'm cool with it, I just want to know what we're doing.

I'm beginning to think she might not be a real nun.

He'd probably be as competent as Pat Sajak or Chevy Chase.

But it makes him (her?) comfortably numb.

She's her own Secretariat!

I was going to make a Tig Notaro and bust joke, but that would be too mean.

Due South, we hardly knew ye.

Danger zone!

I'll bash you good!

Hodgman's made too many enemies in the hobo community. They'll never let him have a show.

I'm very fond of Ms. Vowell's work, but I don't know if her sensibilities would really work on a network talk show. Now if PBS wanted to get into the game…

Are you single?

No way can Amanda Seyfried convincingly portray a woman.

Was the magician Kyle Dunnigan, Trudy Wiegel's boyfriend/serial killer from Reno 911?