As a straight man, I approve this message.

I've heard that women actually do enjoy the smell of Axe if it is applied sparingly (say a dab behind the ears) instead of bathed in, as college-age men tend to do.

Thanks NRA!

Jacob Blue, IIRC. And I recall that it was Holly who said it, although I also blanked on her name. I really enjoyed the show as a lad

That is such a Gloria Gopher thing to say.

All of his people are dead.

Really, isn't that enough?

Oh no, check to see if Philip Currie is ok. He's a treasure.

This raises the question: is the door now open for Bruce Willis to star in the gritty re-boot, Kill Mo' Mockingbirds?

I tried my best!

I hope those seats were Scotchguarded.

My platypus was a saint!!!

Bah, Krampus has been done to death. Where are our stories about Belsnickel (combination of Krampus and drunken hobo), the Yule Lads, Olentzero the sickle-wielding giant, or the Yule Cat, a monster that eats you if you don't have new clothes. Pray your grandmother gets you socks this year, kiddies.

Man, that was a really disappointing film. A story that needed to be told, but not nearly as good as it could have been.

I actually really like this joke. "Lesbians have regular carpets, too, you pervs."

He gives it away for free.

He has buried two of his three wives.

Actually, I wrote my thesis on life experience.

How is Barry Bostwick these days?

We were in space all along! Quite a twist, eh?