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It's called the Murphy Brown effect.

Imposter! We don't spell "neighbor" with a "u." Let's get him, fellas!

I thought Australians hated the episode when it first aired. I guess things have mellowed with time.

Seems like a missed opportunity.

The shower and mud wrestling scenes from Stripes would be… interesting in Lego form.

Way better than being a professional Bing!-er. Man, that's a thankless job.

No, but it is very boring. Seriously, I tried but it just wasn't interesting at all.

Some soldiers sent enemy skulls (almost always Japanese) back to their sweethearts as souvenirs. Which leads to two horrifying thoughts:
a) Was there some facility where soldiers could just taxidermy the heads of dead enemy soldiers?, and
b) is this something their girlfriends back home asked for?

Whoa. That's so meta.

Yes, yes he does/did.

This isn't as bad as a few months ago when fully half the list was taken up by Duck Dynasty books.

Even more rarely than "real-estate novelist."

Weirdly, my mom doesn't watch any other reality TV. She loves crime procedurals, British dramas, and damn near every USA show, but not reality. This Chrisly Knows Best is an annoying anomaly.

Slavery. Really.

Dear God, my mom loves that show. It is everything that is wrong with America.

Do you remember the time?

So, seven?

Now the Nazca lines are another story. Who were they drawing those pictures for? The gods?

When you're out of slits, you're our of pier.