I must say, good for her. I was actually just thinking today how unfortunate it is that Hollywood pretty much just abandoned Meg Ryan. She went from being America's sweetheart to being in nothing almost immediately. She was never the greatest actress in the world, but she was talented and fun, so I hope this gig opens…

You still can, but it's way more expensive.

I'm assuming it's Kewaunee Lapsertis, PhD.

No one really believes that rhino horn cures erectile dysfunction. However, they do believe it cures cancer.

You are living in an absurdist nightmare.

Can you even hear Oliver Platt's abs though such a thick layer of … talent?

Zeno's paradox says you'll never get there.

Tip, trip, trippin' balls, them old Tripping Balls. Trip, trip, trippin' balls, them old Tripping Balls. Trip, trip, trippin' balls, them old Tripping Balls…

I still can't understand how Disney could go so long without making a theme park ride based on the Quick Tunnels. I mean, that would be awesome, right?

I better heroine up this orange juice, just in case.

Its got the Dana Carvey show with pre-fame Colbert and Carrell, the Prisoner, etc. And some of the Comedians in Cars with Coffee are quite funny. Watch the Louis CK episode where he talks about getting stranded on his boat with his two kids, illustrated via stick figures, and try not to laugh. I dare you.

Well, we are a select group. You have to have a pulse to get in.

Counterpoint:

I wonder if Parts made more money from its initial release, or from suing the ass off of Michael Bay?

What about Ethan's triumph, The Naked Man?
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*Considers making a Jewish joke. Reconsiders.*

Eisenberg.

Aw.

We still love you, Scrawler.

Or Modern Problems. Or Under the Rainbow. Or…