Playing on a continuous loop in Hell.

Time has been considerably kinder to Steven Webber and Tim Daly.

Hey, I like Wings.

Half the episodes will just be Sigmund telling everyone what a douche Carl Jung is.

Weirdly, we haven't seen Teddy Roosevelt, badass police commissioner make the jump from books to television. Just cast Nick Offerman and it writes itself.

Which Sigmund pronounces Kew-king.

Just gonna flat out say it: no, he isn't. Peter Parker's mom was Irish-American, Mary Fitzpatrick. Although it's possible she converted to marry Richard. Just going by the rule of Judaism coming from the mother's side, Peter is not Jewish.

"Can I read your new curse?"
"Well, at this point it's not really a curse. A hex maybe."

And her horse.

I place the blame squarely where it belongs: Rutherford B. Hayes.

No, but he did find the Ark of the Covenant.

I live on a big round ball
I never do dream I may fall
And even one day if I do
Well, I'll jump up and smile back at you

You have to give Bronson credit. He totally owns up to the fact that he made this film. If you watch his episode of Saturday Night Live, he mocks the fact that fans are always coming up to him and saying "Weren't you Dr. Lawrence Angelo in the Lawnmower Man?" or "Hey doctor, where's your Lawnmower Man?"

Did anyone ever read the adaptation of the King story in Marvel Comics' Bizarre Adventures? Walt Simonson's art is freaking amazing.

Speaking as someone who kicked a lawnmower whilst it was running, this is hilarious.

But he also tragically lost his job as a draftsman. I hope Bob Goldstein took Luke for all he was worth.

But the sequel will have Chazz Palminteri as a snow goose. Kids love him; he's got Chazz-matazz!!

Careful what you say. They already got poor Paul Newman.

He'll fax some right over.

Cleveland fans also like to watch Major League and cry ourselves to sleep.