Was Captain McAllister dating the alien from the Abyss?

I assume the answer involves vegimite. And whoever gave all of your koalas chlamydia.

Starring Micheal Cera.

*Checks pulse*

Yeah, me too. My penis was very confused.

So, is Baz Luhrman straight, or just bi?

Oh, I will.

The important question: were the comics OK?

Stupid Flanders!

That works on two levels!

Damn you, sir.

I don't think Patrick Stewart has any other modes. With him, it's all or nothing.

He told them not to get hooked on him, and they took his advice.

Still needs more diversity. Maybe Cheech Marin as chorizo?

One thing I was hoping would happen after the US/NATO military action was a chance for historians to get a look in Libya's archives and finally settle several important contentious issues from the 1980s. Was Libya responsible for the Lockerbie bombing? (This seems to be pretty settled as yes) Was Libya responsible for…

If it pickles, we owe her a steak.

racist 2 Broke Girls -esque sitcom

Aw, I'm sure it's still great.

I believe that's what's called praising with faint damns.

So erotica?