He was one of the greatest comedy writers of all time and a dick.

I think Tina Fey falls into the same category as Eddie Murphy. Every movie she makes, even a fairly tolerable one like Baby Mama or Date Night, seems disappointing because we know she's capable of doing something so much better.

Well, it's some kind of gold…

(Man from the future wakes up to find Peyton Manning's career taking a shower.)

But Paul Newman was a good actor.

Maybe I'm saying it wrong. I better check my dictiotomy.

"What a scoop!"
(camera flashes)
"You stole my soul!!"

I did, sadly.

Temba, his arms wide.

NEIL!

Dinosaurs like poetry?

What, that's a classic.

To that I respond with Deinocheirus.

Sir, I am a lemur. The very idea!

Six. He rested on the seventh.

Eric Idle proved that whales built Stonehenge in the early 80s.

If you do, make sure it's a New World Monkey. You get a prehensile tail!

And a bit suspect.

Whatever it is, it's horrifying. >Throws away Girl With Dragon Tattoo and Wallander DVDs<

Don't worry, he scored no votes at all. Not a sausage. Bugger all.