And John Quincy Adams, our quinciest president.

He really butchers the beautiful line "from a young man in the 22nd row, who saw you as something more than sexual, more than just our Marilyn Monroe.

I don't mean to be argumentative at all, but I've never really gotten this point of view. If God exists and my baby dies, he is a monster, or a divine being with a grand plan I'm simply unable to understand. If God doesn't exist, well my baby's still dead, but now I can't even pretend she goes to a magical city in the…

And rather insulting, given that many Christians around the world face actual persecution and death. Being brutally beaten or imprisoned for your beliefs is persecution. Not being able to put up a Jesus poster in the break room or deny birth control to an employee is not.

I'm someone who was raised very Christian. We were far from fanatical, in that we loved non-Christian media (Simpsons, Jimmy Buffett, etc.). My mom and dad are wonderful, loving people and very intelligent, college educated professionals. They also (especially my mom) believe everything in the Bible is true. I was a…

It is indeed amazing, although I'm not entirely sure how "live" it is.

So the Mother was Grover the whole time? Eh, Ted could do worse.

It did, with the flower gorilla. That was the biggest laugh for me.

Which is actually true. Sir Paul keeps balking because he's a vegetarian.

I miss 80s era Elton John. Rather than use patently obvious toupes, he just rocked fedoras. And he wore the hell out of them.

Zoroastrianism?

So this is what happens when doves cry.

Lousy beatniks.

Isn't the book a bit of a slap on atheists, too, though? I mean, God did exist, he's just dead, so they were wrong too.

I like Penn Gillette, an atheist's atheist, and his attitude to proselytization. If you legitimately believe that acknowledging Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior gets you into Heaven and rejecting Him gets you into Hell for eternity, then you should be spending every hour of every day trying to save as…

You might be barking up the wrong tree with Allred, given The Golden Plates.

Tell me, if there is no God, then how is it possible to have Fritos on our subs? Riddle me that.

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart.
I drink, therefore I am.

He was too busy playing Jean Valjean. I heard he was amazing.

Don't Quakers count as Protestant?