Saw them in Chicago this summer. They killed it. Plus, this album is fantastic (just bought).

Cheerleading has by far the most "catastrophic" injuries among high school/college women's sports, though I think the overall injury rate is lower than the other major sports.

Don't know about crime-fighting ability, but apparently they lack the superhuman strength required to keep their marriage together. Waiting for newswire update to clear things up a little.

Waiting for Will Smith/Jada Pinkett Smith updates…

Oooh, sorry^. Not trying to rub salt in the wound, but it's giving me a better first impression than In Rainbows, so try not to get arrested before you can give it a listen tonight.

For those of us stuck at work:

Seems like it would be pretty hard to get enough leverage to throw a helicopter while standing on 50 people's shoulders. And why is there commentary in Russian?

Even for the AV club, this thread is disconcertingly meta.

Yeah, stay away from spoilers, but you're in for a ride. I wish I could Eternal Sunshine-away those memories just so I could see this show again for the first time. Last episode of this last season - whoa - talk about intense.

Did you realize Leonard Pierce reviewed every single one of those movies?

But isn't it ironic that a song named "Ironic" CONTAINS NO IRONY?

We used to put $5 in the jukebox and play "Lump" 18 songs in a row just to see how long it would take the grumpy old bartender to freak out on us. Never more than 6 or 7.

Once saw a nice striptease with full nudity at a nearly empty dive in the South Chicago suburbs that was really pretty good except that this poor girl's song was "Lightning Crashes". Despite myself, I laughed really loudly at the placenta part. I thought at least one of the maybe four other patrons there was gonna…

Question on everyone's mind:
What does Leonard Pierce think about this movie?

Wow, AV Club, that was really pleasant. Most genuine Christmas-y thing I've seen all year.

Seriously though, you really think this headline's a good idea three items away from the official "I didn't see this thing I reviewed" apology?

I'm looking forward to months of unethical journalism jokes. If only there were some way to integrate cow vagina whale masturbation into the meme…

Is the review up yet?

That movie made me sad I hadn't seen it before my own wedding, though I guess if we'd had as much money as they apparently did, we might have also had 4 different bands and dancers and a tent and stuff. So I suppose I'm really glad I didn't see it before my wedding, because it just would have made me jealous.

My wife might divorce me if she knew there was, of all things, a goddamn font that made me think of nothing but jerking off a whale with a disembodied bovine vagina. Plus Motley Crue.