Oh god I'm having BSG flashbacks. NO.

Also, this explains their joy at becoming "an old married couple", when they're barely 40. It's the continuation of a conversation they had when they found out she was dying, and lamented that they'd never get to be one. Gosh. Boo.

Really, t-bomb? You are ridiculous.

It's obviously the left side

It's obviously the left side

context for the joke since I didn't really get it:

context for the joke since I didn't really get it:

I used to think this, and then I just started liking it. What really got me hooked is the opening scene with George Michael slipping on Lucille's spilled vodka.

I used to think this, and then I just started liking it. What really got me hooked is the opening scene with George Michael slipping on Lucille's spilled vodka.

Top form, Jeff Dunham.

Top form, Jeff Dunham.

I've been listening to Sweet Thing/Candidate over and over this week. I've never quite understood the consensus that Diamond Dogs is a "misstep" in any way. I find it far more interesting and musical than Aladdin Sane and really most anything else he made in the 70s (Low excepted).

I've been listening to Sweet Thing/Candidate over and over this week. I've never quite understood the consensus that Diamond Dogs is a "misstep" in any way. I find it far more interesting and musical than Aladdin Sane and really most anything else he made in the 70s (Low excepted).

WHERE'S MAGMA!!!???

WHERE'S MAGMA!!!???

There's a strong correlation between synesthesia and "perfect pitch", i.e. since you see A as red, that means you can identify when an A is being played. Unless you're full of shit, as John Mayer probably is.

There's a strong correlation between synesthesia and "perfect pitch", i.e. since you see A as red, that means you can identify when an A is being played. Unless you're full of shit, as John Mayer probably is.

Not only that, but what in the world was the VJ contest if not an extended audition?

Not only that, but what in the world was the VJ contest if not an extended audition?

It's not a joke. You haven't realized this before? All those songs have the same melody.