This list infuriates me because my mom's dog is named Willow and she is a delightful and lovely dog.

I'm quite fine with that as Jack Nicholson's dips are fucking legendary.

How dare you sully the good name of the Toxic Avenger like that!

So that's why so many conservatives think she's hot.

Gods I hope not, most of those names are far better then to be associated with the Palins.

HEY! SOME COUNTRY IS TRYING TO FARM ALL OUR WIND! LET'S BOMB THEM!

Gods, that pun was an abomination against the concept of language.

So much for that 4 fucking year life span.

And all the stress of dealing with Urkel.

Yes. Mostly on us because he'll still be around for a while, but sick so he might actually be sympathetic.

I've always appreciated Morbo's fair and extremely accurate reporting.

Perhaps the target was "liberally minded children who are visiting their parents and stuck watching Fox News."

As God intended.

We never should have let John have that stupid fucking show.

Oh hell yeah!

No, that's just because I installed them all wrong. The hooks I've got installed on the doors are loose for pleasurable reasons.

"You see, when a man and a gun love each other very much…"

Wait, both of those are Dane Cook movies.

No kidding.

If only Keith Richards would stop sucking the lifeforce out of people.