OH SHIT THE T-VIRUS GOT LOOSE!

I pay more than that.

DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

What'd you get?

Doesn't the inheritence tax only apply if you're leaving more then 3 million dollars in value or something like that?

Only one of those things is worth paying for though!

Gotta be Speedy to stop doing those.

I love X-rays and xylophones!

Is adding lead how you do that?

U sucks. X is where it's at.

Hearing "Suicide is Painless" the first time blew my mind after 20ish years of watching MASH. It kind of worked as a giant sign saying "This movie is going to get dark."

I'm imagining a shot where people are looking at one of those in a parking lot, but something doesn't look right where the arms are.

It's a kind of magic.

Only the finest of leads made by our good friends at Lexcorp.

Woah now, I don't want to see them bang.

I had a The Mask/Grifter comic.

"Six reincarnations ago I was a BARISTA!"

I'll believe it when I see it.

"Why does God need a movie franchise?"

Everyone who witnessed the fury of the Vietcong elephants was eaten by Vietcong elephants. That's why there's no records of it by Americans.