Why? Wouldn't his hands work like some kind of vibrator?

I'm almost jealous of that level of laziness.

Are our jokes going start being that new now?

"I like bear-rape."

Not anymore.

Sarcasm on the internet never sounds sarcastic enough… What with the lack of sound.

It may sound fast, but parsecs are a measure of distance.

He got promoted eventually.

Like Kirk ever did paperwork.

Did those things even have safety protocols or did everyone just assume that they did?

Ah, Spaceballs' working title.

And attack eyebrows.

There's another Indian actor?

What about the blackjack and hookers?

A llama.

"Yeah, it's over there.

To what do I owe this pleasure, Satan?

"Goddamnit! Not again Anthony!"

On the internet?

With semen.