But I'm not really in the mood to watch something with William H Macy!

The Smothers Brothers? I would love it if they got summoned!

So "freshman" is discriminatory to transgendered people, but not women?

That's just fucking awful.

Lego isn't a phase, it's a way of life.

She's a slasher…

I'm guessing they would've been cheaper to higher.

Mick Huckabee, is that you?

Jaws Vs Predator
Jaws Vs Aliens Vs Predator
Jaws Vs Aliens Vs Predator Vs Freddy Vs Jason Vs The Road Warriors Hawk and Animal

It probably helps his delusion that the higher ups are letting him get away with whatever he wants.

I think I'm going to have to do that this year.

And the timing of it was beautiful.

Losing your shit of them or anything seems like a bad way to live your life.

No, you need to start a change.org petition to do that.

I'm liking these puns in Sprite of myself.

I tried that, his security threw me out after the first try that went wide and ended up stapling his secretary's left butt cheek.

Just one Pepsi?

Poor patrolman Dana Carvey, killed in a freak church bell accident.

If only real David Spade would stick a fork into an electrical outlet…

I prefer "Jake and Amy" because turning a couple's names into one name is for stupid faces. Like Bryce.