I also love that the Vulture didn't hang up either and started recording it.

He's just pandering to the youths.

How else am I supposed to practice my long distance stapling?

Which would be all the proof needed to prove that Superman is one of Earth's greatest heroes.

You did indeed miss the exposition. It was a military training camp that is now at the bottom of a lake after a dam burst.

Are you like a wolf but instead of the moon your trigger is flash cards?

I'd kind of love to see that.

I haven't seen it but I'm going to say that I do like it based on Geena Davis' outfit.

Probably. Although Cricket does seem to have it's own complete language designed to drive people mad.

Paying to get into gloryholes?

You all know you deserve it.

If only it was half tit and half wit.

It's too late for that Mr. Weiner.

Bullshit, if prosperity theology didn't work why are all those preachers on TV getting shit tons of cash for it?

The marketing department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corperation?

If only Rick Perry was wearing his glasses.

I've figured out your problem, you were reading comments on youtube.

Based on personal experience, I can tell you that tequila and McDonald's do not work at all together.

Bush did Burger King? How foolish.

I prefer my straws to be sane.