Either way, we lose.

You're right, it won't end well.

Would he be masturbating himself, his gun, or is he ambidextrous enough to do both?

Good!

Have you forgotten about pornography so quickly?

The pole.

My parents have a vacuum marinator and it does such a nice job. I keep meaning to get one but am terrible at life so I haven't.

I most certainly want earth to be a lifeless hunk of rock.

"Rompin' Rhombus"

Ayatollah Colm Meaney is pretty cool

Too late.

I think in Mick's case that should be "chairy."

Bullshit, you know they aren't nearly that current.

Just accept that's what Vince McMahon decided to call your son and continue doing your announcing job?

BREAK THE WALLS DOOOOOOOWN!!! *Pyro goes off*

I guess there about due, the last time they tried that was 20 years ago.

Actually, you aren't on the edge of your seat ever.

OPEN THE POD BAY DOOR DICKHOLSTER!

Hired moon?

Wait, does that mean he's wearing robes made of the finest clothes or does that mean he never wears anything underneath them and never bothers to tie up the sash?