I thought the self aware snark was just Sean O'Neal.

They are familiar with crass reporting though.

I don't need to see a movie to know that.

Who isn't?

WHY ARE WE YELLING!?!

AND THEN YOU ALL KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

Damn, I was hoping for that job.

Fortunately they now have apps to figure out if people are their cousins!

Chinatown 2: Electric Rape-a-doo?

Ironically, more for the fact that he drugged and raped a 13 year old and then avoiding prison then for his movies nowadays.

Because the Presidents involved with those were willing to ignore international laws to get them but could not give a fuck about Roman Polanski.

Then I suppose you can get back to signing that registry down at your local police department.

I thought that you were saying you were a sex offender who likes under aged girls but it turns out she's 20 now.

"Is this porn movie good?"
"I've never seen the end of it."

Oh, you mean shows on CBS.

The jaunty theme music is coming from inside my computer speakers!

I prefer dasboots myself. They're like reboots but always take place on submarines.

Who's said he's allowed to now?

TO THE CRYOFREEZE CHAMBER!

I've deleted people off my facebook because of the constant barrage of their stupid, ugly kids.