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And promote contraception? What kind of state do you think Florida is?

Well if they've moved there from out of the state they probably are better equipped to educate.

They'll lobby for the same movie but their motivation will be to cause suffering and make people understand just what Satan can do when he wants to fuck with you.

What do you expect from America's penis?

I do, I keep it in a jar on my coffee table to use as a conversation starter.

Having all the countries names on there really helps with figuring out what's on a map.

Jonas Venture sold the rights to Megablocks.

Hold on, they actually figured it out?

Don't leave us in the dark, which princesses and what were their special skills?

So uh, does this Frozen movie have some scenes of graphic sexuality featuring the two of them? I'm asking for a friend.

"Why did the larger of these two men simply not eat the other one?"

I think it's your life that's ruined.

Did you give them back?

The artists of the songs he's parodied have to come in and play the parodies.

He can't handle that altitude or else his head will explode.

A governor who will get rid of everything so that it's easier to get it gifts in the future?

*is both extremely nervous and extremely turned on*

And my indifference.

Is this ride more centered around the alien part of your name or the Jesus part.

They shouldn't have. They really shouldn't have.