You're not sorry. Not in the least.

Taking each other out for ribs or taking out each other's ribs?

I myself am looking forward to the stone tablet edition.

I just meant like, 5 times right now. Well I guess I meant right then when I wrote that comment, but 5 times at all times would be pretty great.

My parents are coming to my house today and it's a mess!

But then the EPA would get angry about all the air pollution from smoke signals and all the shit from the homing pigeons.

Are you saying you murdered Richard Kiel?!?

Three reasons. Because he doesn't deserve to have his name spelled right. Because I honestly think that's how it's spelled. And finally, because I am some sort of insane lunatic.

Only because the Pig War didn't actually get to war status.

Hang on, for Danial Tosh to get waterboarded do I have to be for or against this bill.

Although a rapping vampire does sound horrifying.

Traumato sounds like the worst fruit you could ever eat.

Not the Wigsphere? That's disappointing.

Reverend Horton Heat's big blue car?

Nice work Joe.

Someone really should Beat on the Brat.

A coke fueled Morrissey fan?

DO AS I SAY!

I just jumped up and down 10 times in a row. I don't feel any different.

Don't tell them about this or else they might start taking notes.