It's only been a year? It feel like it happened at least 3 years ago now.

The worst Kinder Surprise ever.

They're total assholes.

The Frighteners does not get nearly enough love. I assume it is because most humans are terrible.

Zeus.

Are you at least undermining your sibling's parenting?

It seems you now know what your goal in life is.

You wouldn't want Nick narrating your life. He'd just try and get you killed every time you walked into a saloon.

That sentence made me actually somewhat appreciate gun culture and that frightens me.

Life ain't easy for a Tyrannosaur named Sue.

One of these days I'll get around to watching Transylvania 6-5000. Mostly because of Geena Davis' outfit in the netflix screenshot I keep seeing when I pass it.

The United States of the Forgotten Zone

From a quick look at his posting history I would imagine because disqus showed him a link and he clicked on it.

Something I only catch glimpses off when clicking past it on TV at my parents house?

*runs off to google*

I've sadly thought nearly those words on many occasions. Except I was missing the drunk and grouchy parts.

Yes.

Given that pretty much the only things that this movie has in connection with Death Race 2000 are the names Frankenstein and Machine Gun Joe they would've been better off just not bothering with them and using a different title to try and at least try and appear to be an original movie.

Fuck that's stupid. TOMATOES ARE FRUITS! THEREFORE KETCHUP IS A FRUIT! GET IT RIGHT!

The commentary from Elvis on Bubba Ho-Tep is quite possibly the greatest commentary on a Bruce Campbell project.