You're right! I was thinking of playing Mario Kart!

Ahhh the good ol' days.

I keep seeing that picture and keep thinking that man has a metal mustache. Is that what it's supposed to be?

Because I'm the villain!

I can't argue with those killer riffs.

You poor bastard.

That line is between if which side would be getting good press for it.

If people complained that Obama was running Thunderdome I would be so disappointed.

Yeah, I could imagine Spartacus being a fan of Roddy Piper.

Wait, it's not? Or do you mean new episodes? I'm horribly confused.

Suggesting she's exists is an insult to the multiverse.

Unless God hates us, never.

I like how his go to resource is uranium.

It's just early, they will soon invade.

This post is completely off topic but here goes!

None of those insults feature the word "waffle" and are therefore total shit.

Peanut butter and jelly?

If God wanted that man to have a boner he'd let him! SO FUCK HIM!

*Frowns, puts spear gun away*

Except for that time when Batman became a vampire to kill Dracula. Then Batman was like Super Dracula… I guess.