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No, but I kinda want to have it now.

God, that 6 hours between Planet Terror and when those annoying women at the beginning of Death Proof got killed were some of the longest of my life.

Hey, look at that weird mirror.

I'm knee deep in pussy, I just like the name so much I can't get rid of it.

I use kraut when I want to pretend I'm a WW1 soldier.

I think you mean all fandoms.

"Green Arrow just made the case for us to stick together, we'll send him the bill."

I believe terrorists make The Cleveland Show.

Yes, yes it is. In fact I was going to post that until I searched for Gwar and found I was beaten to it.

For body disposal?

If these things made me look like Robocop I'd be all over that.

That sounds like a delightfully drunk council.

Oh, picture in picture, nice.

Of course he's not Johnny Mnemonic, he's the O'Nealbot! Ravager or celebrity gossip! Sarcasmographer of pop culture minutae! Emptier of whiskey bottles! Girder of inserteds!

Wait, people pay me for stuff?

Are you saying you don't have a catalog of links saved to your memory?

John Boehner? These are Honkies not Oompa Loompas!

Actually, it looks like the Birdman he played was pre-law school Birdman based on this poster.

I did not realize Harrison Ford was Jesus. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

Frank Stallone?