I`m both proud and ashamed to have already known that.

Han Solo didn't take out Vader's TIE fighter either, Vader's jackass wing man got spooked and then crashed into him.

Porno is the sequel to Trainspotting. And he hasn't actually agreed to it yet even though everyone else has been wanting to do it for years.

A breed of dog.

More like SeriousBonerTime amirite?

Say hello to Darrel and my other fist Darrel.

It sounds like you don't actually understand what any of those facts mean.

In death you have a name.

Every Wednesday when I see posts with #wcw and they post a hot woman I'm confused because I don't associate those letters with "woman crush wednesday."

It's a type of shark that uses sarcastic language to enrages it's prey to swim at its mouth.

*falls apart* Hey, look at that weird mirror.

I'll judge.

Plus it would make it so much hotter!

You're not ElDan!

Isn't that a self preservation tactic?

Because he didn't give you one too?

"And for a person to just sort of frown on the whole spectacle, I guess I'm wondering what they do for hobbies."

Yes! HUMANS UNITE SO THAT WE CAN ELIMINATE YOU ALTOGETHER INSTEAD OF HAVING TO LOOK FOR YOU!!!

Where exactly would this oil drum be?

Who hasn't?