*drops a bag of fat on the counter.* Soap. We're going to manufacture and sell soap.

I wish I was someone who had only heard of Titanic and never saw it.

I usually just set fire to a big pile of meth and try and clog up all the ventilation. Which isn't a problem now that I've got them working in that old, unstable abandoned asbestos mine.

That third one is probably best to not be too experienced in.

That's the best level of control for a PCP habit though!

Someone with bad motor skills.

Are you saying I'm worse then Warren Oates?

*Billy Gunn comes out to the indifference of the crowd.*

Haunting a tank?

Stupid founding fathers.

Let's not crucify them. We don't need some religion making heroes of them in 2000 years.

That really gives "wanting to get head from Lisa Leob" new meaning.

I'll take Marxist, socialist, communist terrorist please.

Tell me more of this delightful darkness.

You have to try pretty hard to do less good then a bag of one million dicks.

Does Portland have a central figure who can kill themselves so people can go back to ignoring it?

So the smart contestants then pick the answer that got the least votes?

But the commenter is someone that Kirk Cameron left behind.

This is the biggest reason that intelligent design is bullshit. We lost opposible toes and prehensile tails.

Santana certifies all black magic women.