I was raised by raccoons. That's why I'm rooting through your garbage right now.

I really need to start reading Daredevil.

Aren't they still sometimes treated that way?

Isn't this a response to it? Or does a reply not count as a response.

*then everyone remembered why, style baby. Style."

"How much for the little girl?"

When I was a kid I loved Spaceballs. The edited for TV edition. Me and my friend convinced the person who ran our daycare to rent it one day for us. It was not what we were expecting.

A live wire? We should call an electrician then.

Jews and black people?

Feverishly hallucinating a better movie?

I was twelve when this movie came out on video. Let's just say that brief second was a bit of a revelation for me.

I thoroughly enjoy both movies. Sneakers as a fun heist movie and Hackers as a ridiculous cheese fest that gave me young Angelina Jolie.

HACK THE PLANET!

Oh yes, I suppose there is that segment of the population who aren't into the whole "girls" thing who wouldn't be obsessed with them.

Who isn't obsessed with fat bottomed girls?

Tacos.

Damnit, when is Grisham going to send Andy "The President's Penis."

As Andy's career can testify.

What does Michael Palin have against John?

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE TOM! WE DIDN'T INVITE YOU TO COME BE RIGHT SIDE UP!"