Tom the Producer.

But Andy's puns are grueling!

But this time it's to give Bank of America the shaft!

They should get Anthony Weiner to be a regular on the show. It's not like he has anything else to do.

Oh he did learn his lesson. And that lesson is "Damn I love feeling mortified. It really gives me the horn."

John Oliver's "I'm Glad I Only Have To Do This Once A Week Now"

We need to draw the worlds biggest penis on the AV Club's offices.

As this is set in Gotham city it should be a "you stupid commissioner" reference.

Is it strange that I find that an oddly appropriate time to do that?

I didn't think I could feel even better about pirating movies.

That was fucking ridiculous.

Well that plan certainly backfired. I can't imagine the song without it.

What is this story?

River Monsters is pretty cool just to see the crazy shit he goes after.

PRIMUS ROCKS!

*Looks on the bottom of America*

Do you really need to ask?

Our Founding Fathers… guaranteed us certain protections. The freedom of speech; freedom of religion; the freedom to own and play stringed instruments of all kinds.

That must be a small consolation for the fact that you know Bon Jovi's terrible, terrible lyrics.

Ted Nugent?