I'll be in my basement, or as it is rather known, where I always am.

Certainly not. I've got far more class then that.

No need to apologize. Perhaps this is a sign I should update my avatar to something new which I have been debating for a while.

I do the same, which if I'm not really paying that much attention confuses me for a second thinking "I didn't say that."

Your avatar occasionally confuses me. Also, why isn't it an exclamation point?

"I NEED TO GET TO MY SUNLAMP!"

Well their average age of viewers is like, 67 or something so I imagine at least half of them just can't figure out how to change the channel.

The level everyone else is at?

No, it's not possible to die in hell. It's one of the requirements to getting in.

Oh god… That would be a horrible thing Dboon!

*faints*

Well the Olympics one is older and Coke usually isn't singled out for it. The complaint is usually just about sponsors in general.

The scariest thing about the local news one are those people might actually be near you.

You get a free cupcake with every one?

Is he a dog? I mean his co-pilot is one but is he one too?

Well Phil was the one who provided the final piece of evidence.

*gets in there*

That's kind of impressive.

But there's a comment! RIGHT THERE! *points at @avclub-16db446cafb1ffb1466e71eaf97a4f49:disqus comment.

Well then I'll just laugh while I can!