Well he did have a grenade launcher. Surely that would keep her safe from strangers.

Wait, I need to go join a conservative group now?

And there's the real tragedy.

I'm waiting on pins and needles for the reply.

Or he just gets black out drunk.

Do they store the penises they remove and then go find a woman and attach it to them?

2 things, first, are you mad because I went with phrasing it "mint chocolate chip" instead of "chocolate chip mint" because I think of it the second way but can't ever find those words arranged that way anywhere anymore.

I need better grocery stores.

Wait, they still make that? I haven't seen it in a decade.

I won't.

I feel superior to most humans.

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I wonder how much those people are ignoring their own family while yelling about other people's families.

Hey now, I really love hearing about other peoples sex lives, all those sexy details…

That's an odd way of declaring you're becoming a hermit.

I'm in. Time for some mint chocolate chip.

Well now I can go to his grave and pay my respects. Thanks Stalin!

Yes there are. And I believe they are "Oh fuck this."

Clearly someone is as they are planning on murdering at least one of them.

Where was this flow chart all my life? I could've saved thousands on stamps.