This is a movie I never knew I needed.

I still don't get why people are mad at him for the binders of women comment. I have binders of women.

I agree with the Always Dinosaur. Because dinosaurs are fucking awesome.

I might actually start watching it if that happened.

I'm holding out for Zombie Nixon myself… Or robot Nixon… Or just regular Nixon.

Well what else would you call a coin with a loon on it? A dollar? Pah-lease… Don't try to make me laugh because you would fail miserably at it.

I assume his Grandpa was a grizzled mountain man and former soldier living off the land on the very edge of madness.

You're welcome.

They still do because it's foreign sounding.

How the hell did Wolf Blitzer end up with such an awesome name?

I'm so glad I'm not most people.

Why would she? Every time her mouth opens Fox News hurls money at her.

Which is why last year Canada abolished the penny.

The Candy Behind the Candy? That doesn't make sense. Unless there's candy behind that candy. In which case I would like to know what kind of candy is behind that candy and will then inform you if I demand it.

Hang on, am I in legal trouble?

If you say it pervy enough everything sounds like pornography.

Conan should be a Pict, not Mexican. Or perhaps Stygian…

Jesus, me too.

They dyed him that colour.

Bird?