"Louis CK Died Last Night of Autoerotic Asphyxiation."

I don't think there's a way you couldn't improve on Evil Bong.

I'll only see him as the Kurgan and hear him as Lex Luthor.

Hey now, that doesn't mean that any ladies may have been involved in those "Liberal" experiences.

*spits blood* Just give me my fucking phone call.

Unless she's into being conquered by explorer's you should never have to take a compass out when getting dirty.

I hope you were wearing a condom because if you weren't that would be somewhat ironic.

Anything where I can't keep up with the beat.

A reason to never want to speak to you again.

ZZT

@avclub-ab60729bcbd8293eb5f31e5077c29049:disqus Disqus has been fucking around with shit again. Last night I started having to allow access some disquscdn.com thing last night.

"And Curzon wants you to stop because it's creeping him out."

Becoming horribly typecast as Elaine?

I watched an interview with Oderus and Andrew W.K. today where he brought up that Gwar has been around for 28 years.

I love that. I want it to start happening where I live…

That's not enough.

I'm so disappointed that rakes link in the article isn't to http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Move out of your mom's basement you freeloader!

It's a good thing he didn't have Andy Zaltzman interrogating him.

I heard it was cut to pieces or something.