She seems to keep getting more attractive as she gets older… it's a little unsettling.

Only twice? She should get a better vibrator.

In their mother's womb?

How would directing any of Fox News' attention towards us help?

*Dances*

And that drinking time does run until 7 AM the next morning.

ANIMAL ABUSE!

You have outdone yourself Sean. Unless you didn't do all those pictures yourself. In which case you've disappointed us all.

@LJo1:disqus It's been taken over by aliens.

It must be frustrating when you get actors of Weller's caliber and don't get the time to ask about everything you want to. Which from what I've read of yours seems to be their entire IMDB listing.

Goddamnit, doesn't he realize there are spiders that need to be taken care of?

Grohl needs to do another Probot album.

I just found a gigantic fucking spider in this room. Where's Robocop when you need him?

Remakes of popular movies as a whole don't make sense in the age of home video. Back when you could only see movies in the theatres it would've been easier to have less comparisons for remakes but now when I can usually buy them or watch them on netflix it's a huge reminder of usually how little imagination goes into…

What a twist!

Screamers is a great little movie that managed to stay faithful to the original short story while also putting it's own little spin on things.

Obligatory "How could you not have asked about…" douchebag post.

I really want his Robocop to beat the shit out of this new one. The trailer for that made me so sad.

The deuce you say.

Can I still use "Epi" as shorthand for Epiphone though?