Well she'd be less of a slut if you would stop sleeping with her!

FOR THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES!

Someone's monocle popping off sarcastically?

Terribly awesome?

Hopefully cut down on the racism and political bickering?

Who gives a shit about crackers when you can make grilled cheese sandwiches. Unless you have no bread. Which wouldn't be a blunder so much as an atrocity.

How drunk is car drunk?

I hate the fucking guy.

That's unfortunate.

You mean white people?

Man, every trip to the AVC would just be a screaming match at your computer screen.

I'd actually be surprised if that wasn't a section.

How secret can this admirer be when there's a user name at the top of the post?

As long as it's staring back with fuck me eyes I'm okay with that.

MY HOAGIE!

DAMN YOU!

*Has figured out what to title his first movie to get at least one person to see it.*

"That was the greatest shot I've ever seen!"

@craigstephentower:disqus That's kinda a ballsy thing to say considering that it's practically a shot for shot remake.

I would imagine his lack of standing out has to do with a lack of screen time.