Sam didn't lock the door! THE PLACE IS GONNA GET ROBBED!

And annoying the hell out of Brynner by taking attention away from him.

Too bad Sergio didn't ask about remaking it first.

Migrant workers, that's why they had to move their office to some place bigger.

Perhaps, but if there was a beaver on Twin Peaks the Log Lady would get very lonely.

That's good because if you did you'd probably have to keep girls named Debbie away from it.

The history channel is taking care of those.

I like his name. That's about all I know about him.

They're what differentiates herself from Average Woman.

That must be the reason my kitchen counters are littered with empty tequila bottles.

My father took me to go see two bison mate.

Its given me a pavlovian flinch as well. Provided that means boners.

I just realized that Oliver rarely went to the Fox News well, the only actual time I can remember was during the fast food strike story. I'm sure it happened other times but it sure as hell wasn't 3 nights a week.

Please leave her the fuck alone. I never want to be reminded of her ever again.

It probably got torn off in the wires.

HIPPIES! *crashes through a wall*

You forgot to mention that John commended his staff that even in their frenzied panic to put the show together, they stiill gave him shit about how this had never happened when Stewart was in charge.

Sounds like you've got a good scam going on.

I didn't realize you still had yours.

You're running for political office and you think you can handle a softball interview?