Perhaps one day he will be vice president.

I'm going to stick with my original idea that they are just normal adorable albino penguins.

I believe the reason that makes you happy is they sound adorable.

We're turning them into soup.

That'd be awesome, Bill Paxton torturing that guy from Aliens.

Voltron!

You just want to steal everyone else's rubber suits don't you?

I had a middle school teacher named Ms. Butts. Weird.

George Foreman, Walter Hill, Linda Lovelace, Pat Benatar, Jermaine Clement…

That sounds like a horrible disease or an incredibly creepy brand of perversion.

You're just going to have to find a new fried chicken place to add to your bucket of chicken list.

Is that how Koopa Troopa's get wings?

I found Chicken and waffles at a local place and thought they had watched Black Dynamite and took inspiration from that because I didn't know it was an actual thing.

Don't forget the political rant against your party of choice.

So then just use it to follow people and don't tweet anything. That's pretty much how I use my twitter account.

They've always had Nazis though.

Zero.

If I don't get a pizza in 10 minutes, I'm letting the monkeys loose!

The Front Page!

Was Jules there?