I thought that was what @avclub-6307a12d5c9e2fb5f23518a9a0ee8dd1:disqus said.

I KNEW IT! THE CANDY MAN IS WILFRED BRIMLEY!

Why not both of them?

Again? Was that how whatever your equivalent of romans did to execute you so you could resurrect?

For some weird reason I really wish that I had that letter and picture. It'd just be such a weird thing to have.

Quentin Tarentino has also said that.

I did. It was pretty meh.

The lack of a handgun is completely understandable. We all know that he's a bear knuckle brawler. And I assume he keeps his bear knuckles in his desk.

Why would anyone call themselves a Microsoft Tie?

It's weird seeing him and hearing him as he doesn't have a beard, a robot arm, not have a bottle of whiskey in his hand and not have a voice that sounds like he's been drinking whiskey since birth and then eating the bottle when it's done.

The internet is a communication tool to allow people to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

You should chalk the boob window up to the fact that everybody loves cleavage. If everyone didn't, why would so many ladies love showing it off?

Hopefully after the new Teen Titans and Batman ends they can get Jeffrey Combs to do a Question tv show where he tries to get to the bottom of the conspiracy.

I spent the weekend with my new fleshlight playing Batman.

I imagine lemonade and salt would not be particularly nice for your eyes.

All three if we're lucky.

Well chimney sweeps should take a shower or a bath before they get into pools.

I'm so happy I have it on blu-ray… even though that seems to be the most inappropriate format to have it on.

All of them.

I remember it far more for that time Frank Zappa was on it.