Right back at Newt? You poor bastard.

Tying off the bag.

What came first though, the douchey attitude or the douchey name?

Independence Day 2: The Spacecoats Are Coming!

Since the constitution got destroyed in the last one nobody can check to see about term limits.

I think you mean *boooooom!*

Because that would mean allowing a sex ed curriculum?

Could they also be driving to L.A. to break into the movies?

As long as that role is turtle soup.

I love at the end of the cafeteria fight how after they throws everything and goes off screen he comes back to eat a bunch of food.

So basically Rock Band.

That's a lie, now I shall IGNORE YOU!

@avclub-cbaf9515796f5ab0060e9c6574679685:disqus Start yelling at the parents how you're tired of always having to clean up their dead kids and how much space they take up in the dumpsters.

I AM ALL THAT IS MAN!

Have you ever fired your gun into the air and yelled "Arrrrgh?"

Recently I've been using "crank one out."

Also, moments of zen are not people yelling "Fuck you Chris!"

Damn, I didn't realize I was helping such destruction.

You left out any mention of farting and/or dicks.

Always.