The Venture Bros makes me want to get a powder blue Nissan Stanza.

He's in Depeche Mode!

Why can you get me a screen play?

So they don't have to reach into their pockets?

SHAZAM!

I figured they just weren't getting enough bribes.

Cop Man

Duh, that was proven when Obama used it to make Hurricane Sandy so he could win the election.

I doubt it. They already know to just go for lowest common denominator.

I'd marry one if it were legal.

What is a wheelhouse anyways? Is it a house that's in a wheel and rolls around? Is it gyroscopically balanced?

Never underestimate the power of Betty White.

I find it pretty impressive that something can actually compete with the polling story.

He should write a parody of America the Beautiful.

In the interest of not ruining your life I'm going to say yes.

Fucking Duane, thinking he's Allman.

The only Angel I've ever met was just a mopey vampire.

I find your theory unsound on the basis of the only Noah I've ever met is a pretty cool guy.

Damn that retarded Lincoln.

Refreshing cynicism about how stupid polls are?